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		<title>It&#8217;s Movember</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 21:03:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[During Movember (the month formerly known as November) I&#8217;m growing a Moustache. That&#8217;s right I&#8217;m bringing the Mo back because I&#8217;m passionate about tackling men&#8217;s health issues and being proactive in the fight against prostate cancer. To donate to my Mo you can either: Click this link https://www.movember.com/us/donate/donate-details.php?action=sponsorlink&#38;rego=1784846&#38;country=us and donate online using your credit card [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=superawesomevillains.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1345081&amp;post=144&amp;subd=superawesomevillains&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Everything&#8217;s better with bacon!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tired of being lost and unnoticed in a sea of boring, black tuxedos? Want something that says, &#8220;I&#8217;m classy,&#8221; but also, &#8220;I&#8217;m delicious?&#8221; Want to make a real splash at your cousin&#8217;s Bar Mitzvah? You&#8217;ll be happier than a pig in slop when you put on Uncle Oinker&#8217;s Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. It&#8217;s made [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=superawesomevillains.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1345081&amp;post=139&amp;subd=superawesomevillains&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Congratulations!  You have herpes!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[File this one under best idea I&#8217;ve heard today: a California non-profit organization has created virtual greeting cards to give your one night stand after you&#8217;ve possibly infected them with a sexually transmitted disease! Just pop in Saturday night&#8217;s e-mail address on Sunday morning, and you&#8217;ve done your duty. Of course, that&#8217;s assuming you&#8211;the person [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=superawesomevillains.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1345081&amp;post=129&amp;subd=superawesomevillains&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>PETA Urges Ben &amp; Jerry&#8217;s To Use Human Milk</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:05:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yay!  If PETA throwing buckets of &#8216;blood&#8217; on children walking of a Kentucky Fried Chicken is cool, but just not weird enough to get you involved, check this out.  The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (read:  crazy people) have written a letter to the makers of Ben and Jerry&#8217;s ice cream, encouraging them [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=superawesomevillains.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1345081&amp;post=127&amp;subd=superawesomevillains&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Worst Campaign Commercial Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For some reason, Ralph "Unsafe at Any Speed" Nader feels a constant need to run for president.  And what do you do when you want to run for president, but don't actually want to be the president?  You run as the nominee for the Green Party.

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		<title>Ike</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:12:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing says &#8220;CERTAIN DEATH&#8221; like a dancing bear.  Video after the jump.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=superawesomevillains.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1345081&amp;post=119&amp;subd=superawesomevillains&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hope You Have Robot Insurance</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you had a major earthquake, but you don&#8217;t have anything to do with all those pesky dead bodies?  Then you need the assistance of Japan&#8217;s newest zombie robot&#8211; Robokiyu! Originally designed to help scoop live bodies from debris-filled disaster sites, Robokiyu has been redesigned to actually devour the bodies of casualties.  But how does [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=superawesomevillains.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1345081&amp;post=117&amp;subd=superawesomevillains&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Great Satan calling. . . .</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:36:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is, &#8220;Scheme most likely to cause international incident,&#8221; for $500, Alex? With great foresight and, I&#8217;m certain, pure, non-political interests, the Campaign for a New American Policy on Iran (CNAPI?  You think they&#8217;d be able to afford a better acronym) has wisely decided to open up the lines of communication between the U.S. and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=superawesomevillains.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1345081&amp;post=115&amp;subd=superawesomevillains&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Nothing says &#8220;True Love Waits&#8221; like having it printed on your ass</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s say you want to straddle the line between &#8220;teenage slut,&#8221; and &#8220;can I get pregnant from a toilet seat,&#8221; but you just don&#8217;t know how to shouting your feelings to the world. Never fear: K-Mart has solved your dilemma, by offering these great sweatpants, boldly emblazoned with the slogan, &#8220;True Love Waits.&#8221; These bright [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=superawesomevillains.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1345081&amp;post=114&amp;subd=superawesomevillains&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Man Uses Gun As Back Scratcher; Hilarity Ensues</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 16:14:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fort Worth&#8217;s Jorge Espinal, obviously a super genius, found himself playing poker and drinking at 4 in the morning, when he had an itch that just wouldn&#8217;t go away.  Asking one of his poker buddies to help out, or reaching a stiff hairbrush down his shirt, wouldn&#8217;t do the trick. So, Jorge did what anyone [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=superawesomevillains.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1345081&amp;post=113&amp;subd=superawesomevillains&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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